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The Land That Time Forgot (2009, C. Thomas Howell)

July 29th, 2009 · No Comments

It's a Christian movie? Really? Okay....

I guess the dinosaurs confused that point. And I think there's some gravity in there.

Being a fan of the seventies adaptation, I thought I'd see this one too. It's not the worst thing I've ever sat through. It's relatively harmless, with far better acting than I was expecting. There's some bad acting, but no worse than I expected from my first viewing of a "film" from the Asylum (who don't even have a dot com, they have a dot cc).

I once read an interview with C. Thomas Howell where he said (paraphrasing), given all the great directors he'd worked with, he'd like to direct. And direct The Land That Time Forgot he does--a little bit less classy than a network sci-fi show from the nineties, but definitely better than their syndicated cousins.

His performance is solid too. He's not much of an everyman (it's unfortunate the script doesn't recognize what yuppie flakes the main characters are), but he's solid.

Screenwriter Darren Dalton gives a better performance than Howell and Lindsey McKeon is solid as his girlfriend. Anya Benton's a disaster as Howell's wife.

The best performances come from Timothy Bottoms and Scott Subiono, as a sixties burn-out captain and WWI U-boat commander (the biggest connection to the source novel), respectively. The film's even better if you pretend Bottoms is gay (it never says he isn't).

There isn't, unfortunately, any reference to the first adaptation. There should have been.

0/4

CREDITS

Directed by C. Thomas Howell; screenplay by Darren Dalton, based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs; director of photography, Mark Atkins; edited by Brian Brinkman; music by Chris Ridenhour; production designer, Brandon Kihl; produced by David Michael Latt; released by the Asylum.

Starring C. Thomas Howell (Frost Michaels), Timothy Bottoms (Captain Burroughs), Lindsey McKeon (Lindsey Stevens), Darren Dalton (Cole Stevens), Stephen Blackehart (Lonzo), Christopher Showerman (Stack), Patrick Gorman (Conrad), Scott Subiono (Zander), Anya Benton (Karen Michaels) and David Stevens (Jude).


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