I can’t remember the last time I stayed up late watching a good movie. I’m getting to be an old man—when my oldest friend was in town, when we stayed up late, the only things we watched were trash and sitcoms. Good sitcoms, awful trash. We may have stayed up late the last time he was in town, but it was a struggle. It also might have been the time before. Now, when I stay up late, I want to watch something slightly trashy. It makes it feel like a treat.