The most frustrating thing about cats is understanding them. While I maintain they’re little idiots to some degree, their behaviors aren’t unpredictable. It’s amazing how normal finding a pee puddle has become for me. I wonder what it’s like only to have one cat. Having multiple ones is like subjecting yourself to some terrible sociology experiment. Then you go full Stockholm and actually enjoy the experience. The unpredictable predictable chaos. Incidentally, I’m convinced cats are jealous of computers.

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