Universal Soldier is nowhere near as bad as I thought it was going to be. The beginning is exceptionally painful, as Roland Emmerich does a Platoon impression. As bad as Charlie Sheen was in that film, however, nothing compares to Jean-Claude Van Damme as a farm boy from Louisiana or Dolph Lundgren’s attempts at conveying […]
Entries Tagged as 'Roland Emmerich'
Universal Soldier (1992, Roland Emmerich)
July 23rd, 2008 1 Comment
Recommend on MahaloStargate (1994, Roland Emmerich), the director’s cut
March 24th, 2006 No Comments
When I was sixteen, I wrote a review of Stargate for my school newspaper and I gave it four stars. Out of four. Since watching it for the first time since then–though I might have seen it on VHS pan and scanned, which isn’t the same film, Emmerich does use his whole frame–I’m not experiencing […]
