The Lost Boys (1987, Joel Schumacher)

Published October 11, 2009

Not being a girl, I never really got The Lost Boys. I didn't even see it until I was in my late teens, hunting down Jeffrey Boam's screenwriting credits. Seeing it now, it's not just clear how much the film wastes wasted Michael Chapman's cinematography or how Schumacher makes Corey Haim the only gay leading character in a major Hollywood film I can think of, but also how impossible it would have been to identify with the film as a boy. It's not like The Monster Squad or The Goonies; Schumacher's gearing this film specifically for the teenager girl audience. Its infinite depths of gay subtext, while amusing during the more tedious stretches, are really meaningless.

I also can't remember many other popular vampire films where the rules of vampirism aren't fetishized. There's lip service paid to them here, but The Lost Boys plays it pretty loose with the rules (like when Jami Gertz enters Haim's house uninvited or antlers killing a vampire).

Haim's not good. He's not even personable enough to be obnoxious. Corey Feldman's bad too. Jamison Newlander's fine, so much so, it's surprising he didn't go on to more.

Jason Patric, Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann and Barnard Hughes are all great. Patric's got some lame scenes too, so when he does good work, it's impressive--he's got a lot to overcome.

The vampires are mostly lame, Alex Winter being the lamest. Their makeup is from the Cat People remake....

Still, it's not as bad as I remembered.

0/4

CREDITS

Directed by Joel Schumacher; screenplay by Janice Fischer, James Jeremias and Jeffrey Boam, based on a story by Fischer and Jeremias; director of photography, Michael Chapman; edited by Robert Brown; music by Thomas Newman; production designer, Bo Welch; produced by Harvey Bernhard; released by Warner Bros.

Starring Jason Patric (Michael), Corey Haim (Sam), Dianne Wiest (Lucy), Barnard Hughes (Grandpa), Edward Herrmann (Max), Kiefer Sutherland (David), Jami Gertz (Star), Corey Feldman (Edgar Frog), Jamison Newlander (Alan Frog), Brooke McCarter (Paul), Billy Wirth (Dwayne), Alex Winter (Marko) and Chance Michael Corbitt (Laddie).

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