The Stop Button

I'm not a fan of the popcorn movie argument--it's the one where people tell you you're just supposed to enjoy the movie and not think about it--Stephen Sommers uses it in his defense and so does, somewhat more interestingly, Cameron Crowe (I think he called it populist to prove he'd been to college). Except if you aren't supposed to think about something, why is it there? Don't put it there if you don't want someone to ask about it.

There is nothing to think about in G-Force. Not a single thing. There are fart jokes and there are cute little animals running around. They're secret agents. Or commandos. It's never clear. Maybe I wasn't paying attention when Zach Galifianakis was explaining them (he created them) to boss Will Arnett because Galifianakis's performance is the worst thing I've ever seen (not really, but close--he's not having any fun and if you're not having fun in G-Force, why are you in it?).

So these smart, talking, spy guinea pigs have a huge James Bond adventure. It's fantastic. There's never a suggestion anyone should think about anything after it's happened--I'm not even sure there's anything the viewer has to remember later on in the running time. It's all present.

All the voices are good (it's probably Jon Favreau's best performance), but Steve Buscemi's the real standout. And Tracy Morgan, he's great.

G-Force also has excellent special effects, but they aren't the point. There is no point.

CREDITS

Directed by Hoyt Yeatman; screenplay by Cormac and Marianne Wibberley, based on a story by Yeatman; director of photography, Bojan Bazelli; edited by Jason Hellmann and Mark Goldblatt; music by Trevor Rabin; production designer, Deborah Evans; produced by Jerry Bruckheimer; released by Walt Disney Pictures.

Starring Sam Rockwell (Darwin), Penélope Cruz (Juarez), Tracy Morgan (Blaster), Nicolas Cage (Speckles), Jon Favreau (Hurley), Steve Buscemi (Bucky), Bill Nighy (Leonard Saber), Will Arnett (Kip Killian), Zach Galifianakis (Ben), Kelli Garner (Marcie), Tyler Patrick Jones (Connor), Piper Mackenzie Harris (Penny), Gabriel Casseus (Agent Trigstad), Jack Conley (Agent Carter), Niecy Nash (Rosalita) and Justin Mentell (Terrell).

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