Rutger Hauer plays a rogue cop who needs big guns, smokes cigars, and has his Zippo lighter fixed for a three-inch flame. Amusingly, the character being some kind of poster child for overcompensation isn't recognized, neither by Hauer or by the filmmakers. Hauer's performance is something extraordinary. I mean, sure, the lines are awful, but Hauer's gives an atrocious performance even when he isn't talking. He can't even manage to grimace convincingly.
What's interesting about Split Second is how it got funding. It didn't get much--it shot on location in London (future London has a raised sea level thanks to global warming, but it only comes up in the deceivingly competent opening credits and the occasional partially flooded streets), but almost everything is interiors. There's also, with the exception of the British cast, no British flavor to the setting. Hauer isn't supposed to be British, which begs the question of why he's there (little of this future setting is explained--apparently, the U.S., through the U.N., runs the planet). Poor Pete Postlethwaite has a small, bad role. He's not bad, but the character's idiotic. Alun Armstrong's better than the material--though his is a little less embarrassing than Postlethwaite's--but he's in bad stuff all the time (maybe not this bad), so he's not as surprising to see. As Hauer's sidekick, Neil Duncan is only slightly better than Hauer.
Movies this bad must still be made, but I don't think it's with the same legitimacy. I mean, until I started watching it, I had no idea how bad Split Second was going to turn out (the hack of a writer has gone on to other things, after all). It's a pre-direct to video movie, which does mean something. I'm just not sure whatever it means has anything to do with the possible quality of a film.
CREDITS
Directed by Tony Maylam; written by Gary Scott Thompson; director of photography, Clive Tickner; edited by Dan Rae; music by Francis Haines and Stephen W. Parsons; production designer, Chris Edwards; produced by Laura Gregory; released by Interstar.
Starring Rutger Hauer (Harley Stone), Kim Cattrall (Michelle), Neil Duncan (Dick Durkin), Michael J. Pollard (The Rat Catcher), Alun Armstrong (Thrasher), Pete Postlethwaite (Paulsen), Ian Dury (Jay Jay), Roberta Eaton (Robin), Tony Steedman (O'Donnell) and Steven Hartley (Foster).
Related posts:
No Comments so far ↓
There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.