If 28 Weeks Later weren't executive produced by Danny Boyle and Alex Garland and produced by Andrew Macdonald, it would not be any better (in some ways it would be worse) but it certainly would be less offensive. Before seeing the film, I remarked to friends about what made 28 Days Later, in the end, work. It wasn't cheap. Weeks isn't just cheap, it's also gimmicky. It's the worst written, well-made, frequently well-acted film I've seen in quite a while. It's not just a bad script, it's a cheap, incompetent one. The setup for the film is fine, but then instead of playing the Drew Barrymore role in Scream (in what I understood to be a thirty minute or so episode, I had understood the film to be episodic... but it doesn't really make up for going to see it), Robert Carlyle becomes the subject, sort of, of the whole film. At first he's a tragically human coward, but at the thirty minute or forty minute mark, he becomes the zombie version of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. I suppose it's lousy to spoil that one for interested viewers, but really, if you're going to like a piece of crap like this film, you're not going to care.
But the gimmicks don't end with Carlyle becoming a super-zombie (he's apparently got some consciousness and a real hatred for his family). No, see, Carlyle's wife (played by Catherine McCormack, which I had no idea about until I looked at IMDb), who he left for dead, see... she's a carrier, but immune. So, the whole plot rests around Carlyle's family. How convienient his lame and fearless kids have just come to London, so they can restart the zombie holocaust.
As a director, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo shoots and edits some great montages. It's all very frenetic, but it actually works with the content here. Lots and lots of beautiful visual montages. There's even a really nice montage scene where the U.S. Army snipers, bored with lack of zombies to shoot, watch the repatrioted Brits. Even after the really cheap gimmicks, the film maintains a level of intensity until it just becomes cheap overall, with characters doing unbelievable things--smart ones becoming stupid. So stupid I almost spelled it stoopid, Weeks's stupidity has killed so many of my brain cells.
It's frustrating because there are some nice scenes and some good performances. When he's not super-zombie, Carlyle is fantastic. Even better is Jeremy Renner as a sniper. Renner's got very little to do besides be a decent human being, but he does it with a lot of force and it's good stuff. Rose Byrne is the, obviously, best, because she rules this movie in her terrible role. She's an army doctor and she doesn't want kids, but then she hangs out with them, but is it just because they might carry the cure? Who knows, because Weeks doesn't even give subtext to its contrived coincidences. The kids, Imogen Poots and Mackintosh Muggleton, both stink. Muggleton's worse, but it might not be his fault, the script sets him up as the kid from The Shining but ominous and possibly evil (so I guess more Omen-esque, but not having ever seen one of those, I'm not sure). Harold Perrineau's in it a bit and I'm glad he got a job in something intended to be high-profile, but he's way too good for this kind of work. He, Byrne and Renner ought to reunite for something written by someone not trying to remake Halloween 4. Hell, Fresnadillo could even direct it. The only times he fails in Weeks are with the lengthy action scenes. The chase scenes, when from the chasee's perspective, get tiring, but the action scenes are boring. You can't tell what is going on so why even bother trying (or carrying).
I find it horrifying Alex Garland could make the time to write a Halo movie, but it couldn't give this crappy script a rewrite. It'd take maybe a week to fix it. Some of the dialogue especially. My friend said it sounded like a bad Spanish-to-English babelfish translation.
CREDITS
Directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo; written by Rowan Joffe, Fresnadillo, Enrique López Lavigne and Jesús Olmo; director of photography, Enrique Chediak; edited by Chris Gill; music by John Murphy; production designer, Mark Tildesley; produced by López Lavigne, Andrew Macdonald and Allon Reich; released by Fox Atomic.
Starring Robert Carlyle (Don), Rose Byrne (Scarlet), Jeremy Renner (Doyle), Harold Perrineau (Flynn), Catherine McCormack (Alice), Mackintosh Muggleton (Andy), Imogen Poots (Tammy), Idris Elba (General Stone) and Emily Beecham (Karen).
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